I am
not a graceful person. (We can attribute some of this to my medically diagnosed lack of balance...Seriously, a few years ago I had to have testing done because of Meniere's Disease, and one of the outcomes was a balance disorder.) After eight years of marriage, Derek has gotten used to me stubbing my toes on everything. When I told Derek I thought I broke my toe, he asked me what I stubbed it on.
Honestly, since we have moved into this house I have been waiting for something frozen to land on my foot. Things slide out of the freezer all the time...and I have monthly near-misses (and a few mild hits) from the freezer. Ouch.
Before you read on, just keep in mind that most people's feet are not attractive...mine are no exception. The first two pictures are on Day 2 of broken toe...after a full day on my feet except when I was driving or folding laundry. All of my little piggies were swollen. (The last picture is on the morning of Day 3.)
This time I did not stub my toe, though I'm sure with the swelling and bruising that the little pinky toe is broken. It is bruised all the way around. The other toes may appear a bit red, but that is just my flip-flop suntan.
Since the first day I experienced some numbness twice, I did contact my doctor, but have decided not to go see him at this time. Unfortunately, it hurts all day, except when I am still in bed in the morning. I suspect have it elevated all night and not walking on it have something to do with that. I haven't taken pain medication since I am nearly 9 months pregnant and the pain is not intense. Ice helps, I suppose, but it still hurts.
A Bible slid off the nightstand and onto my foot. That's it. It did plenty of damage. It was not even a large Bible, but a compact slim-line edition, just over an inch thick.
So what's God trying to tell me? Read the NKJV? I will admit this particular Bible has not been read in a long time by me.
Oh, feel free to laugh now. I can't hear you. What's probably really funny is seeing me on stairs. I was already slow on stairs. Now I'm even slower...and use them
many times daily.
I can't find my pair of Birkenstock sandals (just one shoe...do you know how aggravating that is?). Sneakers are out of the question; so I have been wearing my flip-flops. Thankfully, they have a pretty stiff bottom, but they sure do hurt to put my foot inside of them.